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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via happy-free-confused-lonely)


ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(via alwayspopculture)


elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

(via alwayspopculture)


johnatha:

The Queen giving you some real talk

(via alwayspopculture)



fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

(via epicjohngreenquotes)



just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

(via nerdfighter221b)





yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(via happy-free-confused-lonely)


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via happy-free-confused-lonely)