my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
